I've a bone to pick with those people who write these freakin' commercials! They have to be totally wasted!
There is a new insurance commercial for Nationwide. The woman starts out with:
SO! YOU'VE CRASHED INTO A TREE! You just take out your phone and hit the little ad to give us your information, location and the names of the other party involved.
EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME! First, if I run into a tree, chances are I'm not going to be using a phone any time soon. And WHAT OTHER PARTY INVOLVED? I'VE RUN INTO A DAMN TREE! Who ARE these people?
Or how about BELLTONE HEARING AIDS? Their commercial begins with: HAVING TROUBLE HEARING IN PHONE CONVERSATIONS? THEN GIVE US A CALL!
What the hell??
If I'm having damn trouble hearing phone conversations, why the hell would I CALL you? Oh dear me, that man is totally fried.
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