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What?? No 3 pair?? LMAO!
« on: December 12, 2008, 08:42:30 PM »
I thought the Joke section was the best place for this post, this guy was definitely a joke.

I was in a sng at Cake for gold chips and I had AA, the betting was the other guys option and he bet big, so I just called it.  Another pair came up on the flop and the guy kept betting big, so I kept calling, he went all in and I called.  I won with my two pair and took him out.  Then, I see in chat box where he typed in "bullshit" then he said, "I had 3 pair".  OMG!! LMAO!!  :D :D   This guy was so serious too, I told him "there is no 3 pair in poker", he said "3 pair always beats 2 pair", I said, "no, that's 3 of a kind".   The guy calls ME a "retard", I told him to "read the rules".  He went on and on, called ME an "idiot".  OMG, I couldn't believe this guy.  I surely hope he does go check the rules and finds out how wrong he was and actually feels like the real idiot he was being.
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Re: What?? No 3 pair?? LMAO!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 03:29:43 PM »
Yeppers, I have seen this before. Normally, they are the ones that have no sense of playing poker, and this one proves it.

My dear Queen, about a month ago, the whole table, stayed in, I flopped a Royal, from the start. Well, first person bet, reasonable bet, next one folded, 2 called, and then the next one makes a raise, rest of us call the raise. Well here comes the turn, and good gods of poker, the first to bet goes all in.(I am thinking, well that did it, evry one will fold now) But oh no, they all call his all in, well I am last to act, I am thinking, must be a couple flushes, and maybe a straight, and with the turn, good chance for a boat. So, I said, hey, looks like they want to play, so, being chipleader at the table, I reraised to see if any would follow. Oh yeah, the did...Cards turn over, was right as to what some had and they idiot that started the all in, made a straight flush against my Royal. This sucker called me every name in the book(as a rail bird) he stalked me for the next hour. Saying that the site screwed up, that I should not have won that, that he had the straight flush...I even had some cheerleaders that was watching the game, and tried to set him straight, but he just did not understand. In fact, I run into this clown, ver once in awhile and he still insists he should have won that hand( you can still see he is a poker idiot as to the way he still plays. Maybe you ran into the same person.
To tell the truth, I have seen this kind of action being said at a casino live game. Actually get raven mad, with the dealer and pit boss shaking their heads, and the close people at and near the table roar laughing so hard, that it takes a few minutes to get back to the action.
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Re: What?? No 3 pair?? LMAO!
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2009, 01:07:51 PM »
I think in both cases I would have wrote that players name down and followed them around to the tables!  Easy money there when they don't even know the hands in poker!  I would become their worse stalker, sitting down at every table they did.

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Re: What?? No 3 pair?? LMAO!
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2009, 06:53:14 PM »
Darn it Shar, I didn't even think of that idea.  ::)
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