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    « on: June 22, 2009, 06:03:20 PM »


    Bill and Sam,  two elderly friends, met in the park every  day to
    feed the  pigeons, watch the squirrels and  discuss world  problems.

    One day Bill  didn't show up..  Sam didn't think much about it and  figured
    maybe he had a cold or something.  But  after Bill hadn't shown up
    for a week or so,  Sam really got worried.  However, since the only  time
    they ever got  together was at the park, Sam didn't know exactly where Bill
    lived, so he was  unable to find out what had happened to him.   

    A month had passed, and Sam  figured he had seen the last of Bill,
    but one day,  Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
    Bill!  Sam was very excited and happy to  see him and told him so.  Then
    He said,  'For crying  out loud Bill, what in the world  happened to you?'
     
    Bill  replied, 'I've been in jail.'

    'Jail?'  cried  Sam.  'What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Bill  said, 'You know Alexis,  that cute little blonde
    waitress at the coffee shop  where I sometimes go?'
     
    'Yeah,'  said Sam, 'I remember her.  What about her?'
     
    'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and at 89
    years old, I  was  so  proud that when I got into court, I pled  'guilty'.'


    'The damn judge  gave me 30 days for  perjury.''
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    « Reply #1 on: June 22, 2009, 06:28:04 PM »
     Cheesy Cheesy Thanks for the laugh!  Wink
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